Happy Birthday to Squid. It's not his Birthday but apparently I started these blogs on his birthday and I didn't mention it, to be honest I didn't even know, but thats fine.
So guys, what has Chloé been up to? Well as always, I have been doing some pretty cool stuff that really will spice up your life if you decide to try them...
Yeah, as if.
Well, last night, I stopped at my girlie Stef's house, and we watched lots of One Tree Hill as always, (if I haven't convinced you to start watching them yet, then your a nutter...) and we stayed up until one o clock in the morning! Hardcore...
(Dan walks into the Kitchen to see Deb boiling a pan of water and mixing it with syrup, Deb has just heard about Dan paying Jules to fall in love with Keith...)
"What's the boiling water for?" - Dan
"To throw all over you..." - Deb
"What's the syrup for?" - Dan
"To make it stick..."- Deb
Deb is a legend! But let's face it, Tim is the one who makes One Tree Hill....
Tim Smith: [to Nathan] Are you sure you know this guy?
Nathan Scott: He works with me at Hot & Twisted [pretzel stand at the mall]
Nathan's colleague: Great, even the losers don't know me.
Tim Smith: Just read the damn quiz.
Nathan's colleague: [sigh] When your boyfriend kisses you, he a:...
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: What the hell are you reading?
Tim Smith: Cosmo Girl, go on... Nathan's colleague: When your boyfriend kisses you, he a: looks deeply into your eyes, b: closes his eyes, c: cradles your head softly, d: unhooks your bra.
Tim Smith: It's D, it's definitley D. You go for the bra.
Nathan Scott: Now, Tim, you realise you're supposed to be answering as a girl?
Tim Smith: I know, and i'd want a boyfriend who isn't afraid to go under my shirt!
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: And hopefully someday you'll find him.
Lolage.
Then we got up super early and Stef, Mama Groves, Chloe (Stef's sister) and myself went Ice Skating. Always fun! We did the whole early morning session so we weren't in with all the riff raff of Telford and it was just a few kiddies and some odd spods who felt the need to be up so early. Chloe can't skate very well so we had to hold her hand, she is so cute! As usual, Stef had a blister appearing on her foot, she always does, she brings hundreds of plasters with her - every time!
We had lunch at Asda, a quick look in Primarni (Primark for you lot who can't keep 'with it') and then it was home time.
Pretty Awesome to be honest.
Squid has been drowned with one huge, kick ass, playlist of all the cool music I listen to. I got truley offended when he said he didn't like Los Campesinos! Because I have only just started listening to them (thanks Barnes) but theyre amaze like! Squid sucks...he knows I kind of love him though 'cause we talk about the olympics!
If a certain someone don't stop texting me, I'm gonna kick off, like major. To be quite frank, I tried my very hardest to put him off me when we went to town, obviously did not work...
If there are any dad's reading this, I would just like to explain, if your daughter is texting a boy it does not mean ANYTHING! there is a high possibility she doesnt even want to text him, you can tell this if she sighs every time a message comes through, or if she doesnt read it straight away. If on the other hand, she jumps to her phone and smile comes across her face, shes interested and you need to go bitch slap some boyo who thinks they can have a bit of your daughter.
Hmm will talk tomorrow like.
"It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan. For once I have found a quote I do not agree with. Pfft! What does this man know really!? He's one of those science people isn't he, where he can't believe anything that doesn't have definite proof. This is Jordan - the boy I had my unhealthy debate with...
Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Thats the only word I can think of, the worst thing is, that word doesnt have a meaning in the dictionary. Pfft!

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